Restaurants for People Who Think Waymo and SpaceX Should Raise a Child Together

Somewhere between autonomous vehicles, Mars colonization, and startup psychosis, NYC developed a new restaurant genre:“Cyberpunk luxury cafeteria for people who call San Francisco ‘too grounded.’” These places feel like what happens if Waymo and SpaceX had a hyperactive robot baby that only consumes matcha foam and venture capital. Go Here If You Want To Eat … Read more

Restaurants to Hide In If “A Quiet Place” Actually Starts in Chinatown

Imagine this: You’re in Chinatown eating soup dumplings when suddenly everyone goes silent and you realize the horrifying alien monsters from A Quiet Place are real. First of all: terrible day for loud eaters. Second: NYC Chinatown might actually be the best possible survival map because half the restaurants already operate under “minimal unnecessary conversation” … Read more

NYC Restaurants to Visit Before the US-Iran War Destroys the Global Pistachio Economy

Apparently the world is edging toward geopolitical collapse again, oil prices are behaving like crypto in 2021, and somehow your biggest concern is still finding a saffron soft-serve latte in NYC before your return flight. Honestly? Valid. According to ongoing reporting about the escalating U.S.-Iran conflict and global economic disruptions, food and energy prices are … Read more

Anime-Themed NYC Spots That Will Absolutely Hijack Your TikTok Drafts

1. Anime Cafés & Manga-Core Hideouts NYC has entered its “what if Akihabara paid Manhattan rent” era, and honestly, the results are incredible. Try: Bonus chaos: TikTok mission:Film the manga shelves like you just discovered forbidden knowledge. 2. Arcades & Claw-Machine Financial Ruin Nothing bonds a friend group faster than collectively losing $47 trying to … Read more